Why the internet of course! Why even consider addressing your problems when you have a gazillion reasons right at your fingertips to not think about them. I was certainly not going to call it the great babysitter...
Peyton thought about the poor state of her relationships, finances, mental health, achievements, and future and within a keystroke the great distractor was informing her on recipes for a beach body, celebrities sharing political opinions, cats doing ballet, 10 ways to financial freedom, and how not to die while travelling abroad. Almost five hours later Peyton began to appreciate that she would never have to worry or try again in her entire life due to the internet's existence.
by von groovy July 9, 2024
Get the the great distractormug. Great-grandparent's female first cousin.
My great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the great-great-cousin-auntmug. A friend tried to tell me LeBron James was the definition of greatness, I told him he was wrong and to google Khalid Naziruddin. He hasn't stopped apologizing to this day.
by Th3 Oracle October 12, 2018
Get the Greatnessmug. Great-great-great-grandparent's sister.
My great-great-great-great-aunt is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
Get the great-great-great-great-auntmug. Great-great-great-grandparent's sister.
My great-great-great-grandaunt is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
Get the great-great-great-grandauntmug. Second cousin's grandchild.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the second great-cousin-niblingmug. The sexual act of eating out a ginger girl on her period until you find and consume the blood clot from her vagina.
by Jackhammer12732 June 4, 2021
Get the Great white delightmug.