Food that is served at yogi cafes for skinny new age white chicks who consider Lululemon an essential gateway on the road to, like, total enlightenment and stuff. Typically consists of a half a teaspoon of fruit smoothie balanced out with 2 seeds, 3 grains and a single flake of coconut, served with a shot of some overhyped and even more overpriced superfood that’s being over harvested to destroy an entire ecosystem.
Akasha: Hey wanna meet for brunch?
Shakti: OMG totally, I’m dying for some breatharian food. How about Alchemy?
Akasha: YASS! Bring yo jade egg, sistarrr!!
Shakti: OMG totally, I’m dying for some breatharian food. How about Alchemy?
Akasha: YASS! Bring yo jade egg, sistarrr!!
by simbabaji November 28, 2020
Get the breatharian foodmug. by StringedGuitar17 July 14, 2022
Get the Hormel Foodsmug. The place where the food is. If there’s a food house around it means there’s no food at the other houses.
by noerpieps November 20, 2020
Get the Food Housemug. by starwarscool22 May 25, 2021
Get the Foodmug. This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:
1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut
1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut
by MrManMaking February 23, 2021
Get the Coconut Malled Foodmug. by ploafmaster April 27, 2017
Get the story foodmug. An American food company founded in 1889. Brands include Green Giant, Ortega, Cream of Wheat, Crisco, and more.
by SPrice1980 April 18, 2022
Get the B&G Foodsmug.