breatharian food

Food that is served at yogi cafes for skinny new age white chicks who consider Lululemon an essential gateway on the road to, like, total enlightenment and stuff. Typically consists of a half a teaspoon of fruit smoothie balanced out with 2 seeds, 3 grains and a single flake of coconut, served with a shot of some overhyped and even more overpriced superfood that’s being over harvested to destroy an entire ecosystem.

Akasha: Hey wanna meet for brunch?
Shakti: OMG totally, I’m dying for some breatharian food. How about Alchemy?
Akasha: YASS! Bring yo jade egg, sistarrr!!

by simbabaji November 28, 2020

Hormel Foods

Simply put, the great Keeper of the SPAM.

Hey, did you hear that Hormel Foods is releasing a new Spam flavour?
eeeeeeeeeeehhhhh.....

by StringedGuitar17 July 14, 2022

Food House

The place where the food is. If there’s a food house around it means there’s no food at the other houses.

Yo let’s go to the food house and warm up some Mac.

by noerpieps November 20, 2020

Food

the most delicious thing you’ve ever seen. we all eat it.

Bob: Wow, this is some good food!
Marie: Yep, I’ll say!

by starwarscool22 May 25, 2021

Coconut Malled Food

This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut

I love eating Coconut Malled Food! It's so good

by MrManMaking February 23, 2021

story food

Food that only exists for the sake of talking about it.

Pop Rocks cheesecake is total story food.

by ploafmaster April 27, 2017

B&G Foods

An American food company founded in 1889. Brands include Green Giant, Ortega, Cream of Wheat, Crisco, and more.

Products from B&G Foods is the best

by SPrice1980 April 18, 2022