Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 8, 2013

The five esses

Sometimes somethings seem sortove strange

Wow wasn’t she acting weird…I replied it’s the five esses…

by Siftech September 16, 2023

Jedi Five

Taking mushrooms, cocaine, molly, ketamine, and acid.

Me and James ripped the Jedi Five last night.

by Bing Dongusly February 26, 2025

homo high five

Two gay dudes smacking balls

I came home early from work and My roommate was giving another dude the homo high five.

by Shaun ness November 16, 2014

Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old

Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old

Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.

“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”

by ShellyD June 30, 2023