February 19th

Official nipple slicing day. Cut off peoples nipples and attach them to yourself, and produce juices to feed to mario!

“I will be participating in the nipple cutting party on February 19th.”

by ElijahPlopperFlubbz February 16, 2025

February 13

The day when you have to call or ft your girlfriend and say 4 things to her:
1) will you be my valentine
2) i love you
3) you're beautiful
4) when are you free to go on a date

YOU HAVE TO DO IT!

guy calls gf: hey it's february 13 so I have 4 things to say
gf: ok...
Guy: I love you. You are so beautiful, will you be my valentine?

Gf: Aww, thanks. And, yes!
Guy: When are you free? I want to take you on a date.

by roseandbennett43v3r! February 12, 2022

4 February

4 febuary teh day wher crak the yuotuber and driller birtday and then everyone kis him on teh lip (only women) and do other thiings taht i want u to do XD

you're momther gave me a kiss on 4 february

by cdeuxk November 22, 2022

February 9

National slap ass day!!

Hey baby!! It’s is February 9!!

by coolguy16383 February 8, 2023

February 14

Valentine’s day. The day you have no plans at all. zero. you are all alone on february 14th.

Friend: do you have plans on february 14th?
You: No
Friend: L ratio + bozo, ima hang out with my girlfriend 😆

by Infrunami January 30, 2022

February 9

The most grumpiest people on the planet and looks like a fucking grandma.

My birthday is in February 9
P: you look so ugly

by Mommymilker345 November 24, 2021

February 5th

A date that really means April 26th

Clarissa was born on February 5th (actually born on April 26th)

by Boxity April 2, 2022