When a guy is fucking a girl from behind, pulls out his penis and spits on the girls back, and when the girl turns over on her back then the guy nuts in her eye
When you are forced to be phony friends with someone you hate due to sharing the same work environment.
Mary: "Wow, did I just see you talking and laughing with Jane?"
Sarah: "Ya, she was transferred to our project - so now we're on the same team and are BFF's"
Mary: "Really? I thought you hated her?"
Sarah: "Oh I hate her fucking face. We're Best Fake Friends now."
When you are doing a girl from behind and you're about to cum you pull your cock out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on her back. Then when she turns around and looks at you, you blow your load on her face.
You are doing a girl from behind and you're about to cum you pull your cock out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on her back. Then when she turns around and looks at you, you blow your load on her face. Bam, Phily Fake Out.
An American kid who listens to UK punk rock and decides to fake their life around it. They usually go around their high school sporting a Union Jack on their jacket and saying, "Anarchy in the UK!" before heading home and pleasuring themselves to the large Union Jack hanging in their disgusting room. They grin stupidly when given the chance to slip in some "Brit Slang" like cheerio or wanker. Generally they're the most uncultured people around and have never met anyone from the UK let alone been there. They cling onto a culture they've only seen on TV and heard through the headphones "mummy dearest" gave them.
UK Fake: "Hey man, have you ever heard of the Adicts?"
Real person: "Yeah I have actually, they throw an awesome show."
UK Fake: "Oh, I bet. I wanna go sooo bad but my mom's a wanker and won't give me the money."
Real Person: "Name one of them."
UK Fake: "Ugh, well there's... I gotta go, cheerio!"
Real Person #2: "Fuck that UK Fake, has anyone ever told him he looks like a dick wearing that flag?"
When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and then pulls out and spits on her back and then she thinks he came and turns around and he jizzes in her eye.