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Twat face

An individual who is never open to ideas, constantly killing the buzz and sapping energy from the crowd. The Twat, in reference to the female genitalia, is an ominous presence that will ultimately seek to control and supersede anyone or anything in its path, with its negative presence.

The twat face is not gender biased, and can be male or female. The idea is that the person, based on their behavior, loses their humane personality and their face will become to look twat like.

Sign language for twat: form a diamond by touching your thumbs and index fingers together. Put this shape by your groin and bring it up to your face. Twat face
Stop being such a twat face and come to Vegas with us.

My boss is being such a twat face and keeps nagging me about the projects that need to be done.

John was such a twat face last night: he wouldn't come out because he had to see his girlfriend.
by miether August 5, 2011
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spunk-face

Either, a sexy girl whose face you'd love to spunk over or a sexy boy who you would let spunk on your face.

Either way it is a phrase used when you fancy someone that you see out.
'He is a real spunk-face'
I'd love to spunk on her face
I'd let him spunk on my face
by Loja October 7, 2007
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Sugar Faced

An alternative to getting drunken on the weekends. Where mass amounts of sugar are eaten, to the point of getting some what of a sugar high and/or getting sick. The sources vary from soda to pudding to maple syrup. A revolutionary idea started by a small group of boys from school named Heritage Christian, in Anchorage Alaska!
Ahh man lets get sugar faced! Yeah i'll go get some liters of soda!
by Marie Johnston March 31, 2008
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Blaise face

Combining the actions of - whether intentionally or not - opening the eyes as wide as one can, whilst displaying a large, open smile, showing as many teeth as possible. It is meant to be embarrassing - whether for the person caught with the Blaise face, or the person the Blaise face is directed to.

Often used as an expletive when displaying
the expression.
Wow, I totally had a Blaise face in this picture.

Blaise face!
by dshot123 February 12, 2009
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ass-facing

When you're in a mosh pitt, and a crowd-surfer's ass gets shoved into your face.
Similar to balls-facing, ass-heading, and balls-heading.
"The surfers in the Billy Talent mosh pitt were crazy - I got ass-faced so many times!"
by P_G February 4, 2005
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batman face

verb, To make a person or group of people feel uneasy in a given situation due to your lack of sensitivity or insistence on being a prick.

origin: Joe Freeman used to make his jaw square like Batman when he got nervous. Situations that made Joe "batman faced" include: Talking about his sexual escapades with Lily Fields in front of his current girlfriend, offering him pot, or talking about the "magic trick" he did that time when he pulled a string of beads out of his ass in front of his adolescent siblings.
We made that lady batman faced that time we talked about Chris's sister being a whore like the virgin Mary.
by Mr. C March 27, 2005
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Chemistry Face

noun - the state of your face after doing a lab in chemistry class. The goggles you are often made to wear sometimes leave funny looking rings around your eyes and forehead.
(John walks out of Chemistry Lab)
Joe: HAHA!! You have Chemistry face you dork!
by SCFSAHS April 17, 2007
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