the stressful moment when you open a picture on Facebook to see if a girl or guy is hot.. but the picture is blurry and still loading, leaving you unable to see the person's face clearly for a few seconds or more... can result in chronic disappointment after the expected wait time of 15 seconds (depending on internet connection)
by bloop1785 October 19, 2011
by JohnQDom August 16, 2011
The act of posting status updates in an angry state of mind. Normally about how other people "annoy" or "piss me off" and is generally bothersome to other people who may read, though other people may just jump in behind them.
Person A: ARGHGGH person C makes me SSOOOOOOO ANGREHHH! blargh!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!eleven!!!
Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE
Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...
Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE
Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...
by smooth-operator December 15, 2010
Someone who sits behind a computer using Facebook as a platform to verbally quarrel about non-issues. The internet equivalent to people who say things like "What chu laughin' at?," " and "Say dat to ma face!"
Victim: Check out this graphic about how much bigger Africa is than most people think.
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....
by I'mTotallyNotDave April 17, 2013
Face to Facebook is when you don't have time to call or get together in person with friends or business contacts, but you still want them to feel special, so you write on their wall.
Hey no big deal. I wish I had time for a face to face meeting too but I am so slammed that I can't make it until late next week. We can Face to Facebook until our lives calm down a bit. If you need immediate attention, you can always go primitive and I'll pick up.
by pinball queen September 08, 2009
A girl who claims to be lesbian, but really is not. This is claim is usually made due to several factors, sometimes all combined. Those being, Confusion, Aiming for acceptance from actual lesbians or other facebook lesbians, sometimes these girls have never fully matured and been able to open up and be comfortable around guys, so they just settle for girls who they are more comfortable with, especially with showing their bodies off.
Essentially a Poser.
Essentially a Poser.
Dude 1: Dint that chick just suck your dick last week? facebook says shes a lesbian..
Dude 2: Shes just a facebook lesbian man, shes a trendy homosexual.
Dude 2: Shes just a facebook lesbian man, shes a trendy homosexual.
by LehighValleyLesbians June 11, 2012
When someone says they re going to quit or they have quit their job. wether or not they have actually quit, or given their notice. Could be used to seek attention or for financial gain.
by Bonescrub October 07, 2009