friend squatting

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.

by Bored Nick August 7, 2005

keystone friend

The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.

I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.

by Paul Furfari March 12, 2007

friend stick

Another name for a joint.

Care for a friend stick, my good chum?

by tony_harrison July 24, 2007

Friend Zone

friendzoned is basically a preemptive rejection where people get too comfortable with someone and see them as only a special conversation/sharing info partner 'a friend' and unconsciously reject the person as a sexual opportunity and would be shocked and appalled if that was brought up. Its a sickness that runs rampant in todays society and must be stopped.

The best example of this would be that of Daniel and Nicole. Man i wish he'd get out of the "Friend Zone" so sean and i could make that new movie with Aziz Ansari, Jonah Hill, Kevin Hart, Mila Kunis, and Timothy DeLaGhetto

by abeliever December 9, 2013

Fake Friend

A person you know like hanging out in class, but dosen't want to hang out with in lunch, or hanging out with other people.

Math Class: He/she talks to you.
Lunch Time/Other Classes: They walk pass you or say mean things! That's considered fake friend

by PR_ForLife October 20, 2016

Friend Reagan

Reagan is the greatest friend you will ever meet. She is popular, cool, nice, extremely intelligent, and will always make you laugh. She says she is not popular or gorgeous, but she totally is!! She commonly has dark, brown hair and is friends with people named Rebecca and Brooke. She even makes you feel cool when you are around her. Everyone should have a friend named Reagan!!!!

Friend Reagan will be your friend forever!
Friend Reagan is super smart!
Friend Reagan is so gorgeous! :)

by Whats Up World?!?!? December 16, 2016

best friend

a best friend is someone that means the world to you. someone that you love with all your heart. someone that you wouldn't change for the world. someone that you do everything with, together. someone who is by your side just as much as you are by theirs. having a best friend is the best feeling in the whole wide world. this just makes it a hell of a lot more painful when you're no longer friends. losing this person is the biggest pain ever experienced. how can someone that brings you so much joy, bring you so much pain too? i will never know, but i still care about you, even if you hate me.

a best friend is someone you care about, that you do everything together, can confide in eachother, and trust is a massive key to this

by iwillmarrybammargera March 11, 2012