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Swedish cookie cutter

When you take a shit and circle it around a girls pussy and bang her with the turd circling it.
Me:She liked it when i gave her that Swedish cookie cutter!

Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?

Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved

Friend: ???
by vbbeachkid May 13, 2010
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D-lamac cookie

During intercours a man give a cleavland steamer to a woman and proseads to ejaculate on it. The man then puts some in his mouth and kisses the nice lady goodnight.
The man enjoys giving d-lamac cookies to his wife before they go to sleep
by southiekid March 25, 2009
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century
well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles
by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004
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Smart Cookie

A type of biscuit who is usually "dumb" or "soggy".
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.

In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.
Hey boys shall we get together in a circle with our "Smart Cookie".
by RealSickunt March 13, 2019
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Moo Cow Cookies

An original cookie base out of Freeport, LI. Originated out of the pure wub for the world, meant to be share and not to be withheld from the world.
OMG moo cow is bringing Moo Cow Cookies!
by Gbarr85 April 9, 2010
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Bacon Cookie Sammich

A delicious combination of a Bacon Grid (6 intertwined sliced of bacon, 3x3) and Chocolate Chip Cookies put together on any choice of wheat product such as a Biscuit, toast, Donut, or just plain bread. Commonly used as currency for favor's, Just as a dollar is a promise of gold.
Hey dude, thanks for backing me up back there. I owe you a bacon cookie Sammich.
by Firestar4680 June 9, 2011
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mint raisin cookie

When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.
A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah
by minmin293 January 27, 2014
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