Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.
Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
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University of Texas at Austin's Round Up Weekend is often called the Greatest College Weekend in America or even the world.
Starting Thursday nights and continuing until Sunday, RoundUp is primarily hosted by greek life with students from around the country visiting West Campus in Austin, buying wrist bands and tickets like any big name music festival (such as local ACL), and waiting in lines that stretch street corners to get into Bar Tabs and Parties alike. The Greatest College Weekend in America sold as many as 15,000 tickets to students in a single year, and all the proceeds go to charities.
The parties and drunken debauchery doesn't stop with some students forgoing sleep (something UT students are very familiar with) to keep the party going. It's common for fraternities to hire big name and up and coming artists to play concerts for their parties. This includes B.O.B., Riff Raff, Shwayze, and Travis Porter. They also commonly get big sponsorships and team up with other greek orgs to afford the events, alcohol, private security, bar tenders, etc.
There is nothing like it at any other college in the world, and there probably never will be.
Headlines and Bylines about it include: "UT's Round Up Will Make You Want To Transfer Schools" and "Weekends come and go, but this is one unlike any other"
Starting Thursday nights and continuing until Sunday, RoundUp is primarily hosted by greek life with students from around the country visiting West Campus in Austin, buying wrist bands and tickets like any big name music festival (such as local ACL), and waiting in lines that stretch street corners to get into Bar Tabs and Parties alike. The Greatest College Weekend in America sold as many as 15,000 tickets to students in a single year, and all the proceeds go to charities.
The parties and drunken debauchery doesn't stop with some students forgoing sleep (something UT students are very familiar with) to keep the party going. It's common for fraternities to hire big name and up and coming artists to play concerts for their parties. This includes B.O.B., Riff Raff, Shwayze, and Travis Porter. They also commonly get big sponsorships and team up with other greek orgs to afford the events, alcohol, private security, bar tenders, etc.
There is nothing like it at any other college in the world, and there probably never will be.
Headlines and Bylines about it include: "UT's Round Up Will Make You Want To Transfer Schools" and "Weekends come and go, but this is one unlike any other"
Bro-den: Have you see the line to get a band for the ___ Party!?
Bro-seff: Of Course! It goes halfway down Rio.
Bro-den: I have a friend who got me a band and I'm bring my homie from high school
Bro-seff: Did he fly in?
Bro-den: Of course, how could he not!? It's going to be The Greatest College Weekend in America
Bro-seff: Of Course! It goes halfway down Rio.
Bro-den: I have a friend who got me a band and I'm bring my homie from high school
Bro-seff: Did he fly in?
Bro-den: Of course, how could he not!? It's going to be The Greatest College Weekend in America
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It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.
It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.
Some dude: "I got into Cal Poly! And Cal State Fullerton! And UC Riverside!"
Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."
Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."
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