T-Boner

A T-Boner is when you're pulling into a left hand turn at a busy intersection and you shoot a gap and you get a rush of adrenaline(maybe a semi chub too) as you feel like you're about to get t-boned.

Dude! That was close! I got a raging T-Boner

by Beanmoed May 10, 2015

Lose Your Boner

Any event that serves to kill any and all excitement previously generated.

"I know this test sucks, but it's nothing to Lose Your Boner about"

"Alright team, we played a great game tonight, but we've got one more to win. So don't Lose Your Boner yet."

"Is it just me or did you just Lose Your Boner?"

"I know got an A on the last test, but this chapter is completely different. So Lose Your Boner at the door, 'cause it's gonna be a long night."

by TheObsticle December 7, 2009

bonerstache

1) noun. When a woman deepthroats a guy's dick and his pubes rest comfortably on her upper lip, thus giving her a boner moustache

2)noun. When a man trims his pubic hair so that it looks like his boner has a moustache

1) Paris Hilton totally had bonerstache when she deepthroated that guy's dick in her sextape

2) I bet Burt Reynolds trims his pubes into an awesome bonerstache for the ladies

by RMAZ123 July 11, 2011

boneesha

an annoying, short, high-pitched-voiced insolent girl that continually pesters her surroundings

Oh my lord, she is being SUCH a boneesha!

by Tevin December 15, 2003

Boner Owner

A dude with boned up junk.

M3at - That broad's tight pants are makin my pants tight...

Sp3rm - I am definitely a boner owner right now as well.

by Sp3rm Doner May 28, 2009

boner's remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.

"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."

by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009

bonerbag

The face of Representative John Boehner of Ohio, House minority leader. Due to an innate desire to use tanning booths over the years, John's skin has taken on an unusual color and leathery look. It almost looks like a leather bag of some sort, or, a bonerbag. He says his name is Boehner(bay ner), but I'm sure in school it was boner.

Look! There's John Boehner on TV. Man his face looks like a bonerbag!

by mystryman August 14, 2010