Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.

Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.

by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018

Base

Something obvious that will happen fosho, without doubt

That’s like base, bro

by mamawinter December 28, 2018

Baseball

baseball is a sport that is played by boys who rather hit balls than take care of them.

hey Jimbo, why do you still play Baseball? Lacrosse is for real men.

by ski603 February 8, 2019

baseball

you kick someone in the balls with a basic bat.

man she baseballed him hard.
why?
heard he cheated on her or something.

by Ch0clateM1lk April 10, 2019

base

shallow

that guy is SO base he dates girls strictly on if they have nice tits or ass

by hehasagirlfriend April 15, 2019

Base Ball Bat

Im About To Get Hit With One HElp Lmao

Get out of my chair or ill hit u with a base ball bat

by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019

Baseball

A game for softcocks

Damn he has such a softcock he has to be a baseball player

by Tat master May 26, 2019