nerd bagel

What your mom calls you when you are crazy.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

burg bagel

The act of warming up a bagel, spreading cream on it, and proceeding to have intercourse with it.

After whipping them nando boys ass, i went home to my lovely burg bagel.

by burgbagel September 19, 2019

Slamming bagels

A Chinese bagel restaurant made to sell bagels and tea.

Hello want to go to slamming bagels?

by Ji jo November 30, 2019

Lush-Badger

Adjective

A synonym for super awesome

“Dude that was totally lush-badger!”

by b.r.o January 8, 2020

Fish bagel

A yeast infection. A vagina infected with a yeast infection.

Did you see that guy's mouth? Yeah, gross, looks like he ate fish bagel!

by Full price Kim February 25, 2020

crazy bagel

when a male nuts on a females face and spreads it like a face mask made of nut using his penis

wow that was one crazy bagel we did last night!

by flappyduck420 April 21, 2020

hof badges

on 2k hof badges is the best of a badge , if you have all the hof badges you are the best of that category

my girlfriend has all the hof badges
my girl has hof head . ( meaning she gives good head )

by badgesss May 7, 2020