anal pump

The act of pumping the anus until shit splatters all over the pump-ee.

"I had an anal pump last night and shit all over Mark!"

by Relacuna September 25, 2013

anal sex

Something scene girls like because it pleases their men and won't get them pregnant!

That scene girl has lots of anal sex because she's a nasty whore.

by billygraydaman December 9, 2008

anal leakage

The rupturing of the colon caused by wayyyyy to much butt-fucking. It usually results from several extended, rough, savage anal encounters

God, my anal leakage is really acting up after my stay in the joint.

by ljas December 28, 2005

Anal Ventriloquism

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!

I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!

by General Hatchet August 16, 2010

Anal monkey

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

anal investigator

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

Anal-beardo

the small pocket of hair found in the perinium section of the genitalia.

Oh my you will have to shave your anal-beardo.

by karzee April 7, 2009