Jingle Wank

Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.

Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.

by Corva March 9, 2019

Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.

Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!

by HustleMeister August 14, 2017

Bombay wank

When a man eats hot Bombay mix and then proceeds to pleasure himself

Wow that was a hot Bombay wank!

by Rave at home April 4, 2015

Wank bank

Jar in cupboard filled with tissues sometimes stored in garden

I buried my wank bank in the garden yesterday

by Wankkbank April 24, 2020

posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank

by TheMightyHorn November 11, 2022

Danger Wank

Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed

I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere

by PseudonymD August 15, 2017

Wank Bank

A shit server network on the game RUST

1) - Do you want to play on the Wank Bank?
2) - Nah, DG is much better.

by RagerScythe July 17, 2018