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V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2020
mugGet the V-trainmug.

david v

David v can not read and is not the best looking, he is used by girls
That's a type of David v
by Seek March 3, 2017
mugGet the david vmug.

V

The 4D member and one of the visuals of legendary K-pop group BTS. His personality is not an act, his face is not computer generated, incase it will confuse you later on when all you know will be BTS.
Real name: Kim Taehyung (or Taehyung Kim, Kim is not his first name)
Host: 'Everyone, introduce yourselves please!'
Everyone: 'I'm Jungkook, I'm Jimin, I'm Jin, etc.'
Host: 'Hi, what's your name?'
Taehyung: 'V!!!'
by InAStrangeShitty May 31, 2017
mugGet the Vmug.

V-Haul

U-Haul lesbian but for genderqueer people. The U-Haul lesbian or U-Haul syndrome is a stereotype of lesbian relationships referring to the idea that lesbians tend to move in together after a short period of time.
My friend is such a V-Haul with their new partner. They just met each other last weekend and they’re already moving in together.
by Vesposito March 23, 2023
mugGet the V-Haulmug.

all v

We both completed our missions, all v.
by Eyeheh May 27, 2024
mugGet the all vmug.

v bag

V bag is a term used when you would want to use every swear/insult possible to describe people that think with their pants and not their head
#1: yeah me and my girl split up

#2: What why you two wee so good together

#1: She turned out to be a V bag.

#2: man tough break
by the suckmeister April 18, 2010
mugGet the v bagmug.

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