the war that destroyed my family's land because they were mad that the south wanted to secede. god damn yankees.
General Sherman: We got the Walton property in georiga so we can turn it into a GOLF COURSE! (where the masters' are played today.)
by walton May 17, 2005
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Vietnam war flashbacks

A flashback of a traumatising or embarrassing memory.
Bob: Hey, remember our tenth grade geography teacher? She was so hot!

Joe: I still have Vietnam war flashbacks of when she caught me staring at her huge tits...
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pre-Star Wars

Any event that happened before May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.
Bob : When did you graduate, Tom?

Tom : Pre-Star Wars in 1975.
by Yogi-Donnie February 08, 2008
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Bro Poke War

Noun: A Poke War on Facebook between two heterosexual male friends, defined as Bros.

Verb: The act of being in a Poke War with another heterosexual male.
"Jim poked me - That motherfucker - This means war!-Bro Poke War"
by Don Fro May 17, 2010
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World War 3

Mark My Words

It will happen within the next 5 years, and will most likely be caused by Russia or China. This war will turn nuclear very quickly and will kill over 1 Billion humans, leaving the world shattered. Most of Gen Z will be dead due to being drafted into an impossible fight and there will be mass starvation across the globe.

On the bright side, we will make some crazy cool inventions that may or may not result in an even more tech-addicted society.
“This isn’t a threat, it’s just a fact. World War 3 is inevitable and is coming sooner than we think”
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Gang Bang War

A war that invloves multiple sexual partners exchanging bodily fluids in a violent way. Resembleing a war like fiesta. When the Semen flies into your face and makes your bleed wit pleaure. Also a slang war for describing sex with someone.
Man dat bitch who I fucked last night was an all out gang bang war!
by Bob January 03, 2005
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