anybody want to walk produce

The act of walking produce and questioning empty frito lay bins.

Hey hey hey, anybody want to walk produce?

by Jsg313 August 7, 2022

munchausen by proxy

Munchausen syndrome by proxy is a mental illness and a form of child abuse. The caretaker of a child, most often a mother, either makes up fake symptoms or causes real symptoms to make it look like the child is sick.

The DSM-IV places Factitious Disorder by proxy (i.e., Munchausen's syndrome by proxy) into this category, defining it as “the intentional production or feigning of physical or psychological signs or symptoms in another person who is under the individual's care for the purpose of indirectly assuming the sick role."

Their sole caretaker was diagnosed with Munchausen by Proxy after it was discovered they were poisoning the child to make them seem more ill in order to gain sympathy.

by comofo August 11, 2022

Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)

Crossbones has to do whatever you want on april 1st

*Crossbones: Ill make anti-anti crossbones day.*
*Profit: No* Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)

by ProfitKafasi August 20, 2022

Pinkeye by proxy

Pinkeye by proxy:

When you get pinkeye but it wasn't from your own hand.

I was staying at my uncles place and he farted on my pillow. I think I have pinkeye by proxy

by Day Tripper. August 26, 2022

Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme

"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."

by Hairlok September 6, 2022

The Overwatch Problem

A game or media is trash but the hentai is godly

League just doesn't have the same appeal as back in the day, all it has left is the overwatch problem.

by Valaxus September 8, 2022

value by proxy

When a medium to ugly guy is in a committed relationship with a beautiful or successful woman, and a woman of lesser standing or beauty attempts/successfully homewrecks that relationship because she thinks if she’s with him it’ll mean she is also beautiful or successful.

Example.)

When Adam Levine cheated on his wife with Sumner Stroh, and she immediately went to tik tok leading with the fact his wife was a Victoria secret model. Hoping that intern that meant she was just as beautiful as a super model.

Hannah thought that by sleeping with the prom queen’s boyfriend she would receive value by proxy.

by Slimey_Space September 22, 2022