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National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021
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National Kiss Your GF Day

A day to kiss your gf. Pretty self explanatory.
Yo I'm gonna kiss you cuz it's National Kiss Your GF Day
by Fnfslaysfrfr May 23, 2025
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Kick a Vick day

November 5th kick a Vick!

They're tacky lying ticks that copy and steal everything. Extremely 2 faced. protect yourself now with that kick! Use this day to make sure they stay rid!!!

Kick a Vick November 5th!!
Guy: hey you know what day it is!!!
Girl: kick a Vick day! You participating?
Guy: sure as hell am getting everyone to join n kick that try hard disgusting wanna b
by Supbich March 7, 2020
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National Suck ulyssa titty day

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
“Hey today is national suck Ulyssa titty day
by Tit day tit day October 1, 2023
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National E Day

If your name starts with E, you should get all the love and attention.
National E day means you get free pizza!
by JFK1242 March 1, 2023
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National Nice Day

National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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National Tubi Day

This day is celebrated on May 12 every year so that all Dominicans have a day to wear their Tubi´s out to school, work, etc.
Today I wore my Tubi to school since its National Tubi day.
by Tubidominican May 11, 2022
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