The act of shoving food in a woman's vagina, then playing with her clit until she soaks it then shares the meal with you.
by munchymunchster May 8, 2020

When you cum on a girls face and it gets in her eyes; it's the face she makes squinting like Hideki Matsui.
by East Utica June 19, 2024

I was having gay sex with my boyfriend only to discover that I had a Dirty Yentsch when I pulled out.
by Tasha Peeples March 24, 2016

by Jojogivestar April 14, 2020

by Sexyz September 7, 2021

by xNizzy December 8, 2023

When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating
Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.
Example 2
I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.
Example 2
I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.
by jingle joy August 7, 2021
