Dirty mike

The owner of a big fat fucking head

See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head

by Fatheadmike April 3, 2020

dirty hel

she pegs you so far down. you go to hell

satan: why are you in hell?
someone: because someone did dirty hel on me

by leebee372 October 12, 2021

dirty khaleb

When a fat peach shirt wearing piece of trash manages a family dollar and lays his balls on the bathroom sink in the store while he jerks off to *NSYNC songs

That dirty Khaleb is on his way in to do a store check again.

by anonymous September 9, 2021

Dirty Krpec

Put a good dip in, grab 2 natural lights, put your dick in a pony, 1 finger in your ass, and yell HE-AW at the top of your lungs

Me and a few buddies were all at treys house when all of a sudden he busted out the dirty krpec.

by Natechapa May 21, 2019

dirty lip gloss

After engaging in dirty anal sex, your weiner is covered in fecal matter and the lucky lady of the evening sucks it off resulting in a nice brown ring around her mouth.

"Claude ass slammed that coke whore last night and she sucked his dick. She ended up with some dirty lip gloss. Tee Hee."

by jaegerdon January 28, 2010

Dirty dog

when youre doing doggy style and she starts eating dill pickle and his breath starts smelling like doodoo so you spit in his mouth and he throws up and you cum in his mouth

hey what were you and jill up to last night we were doing a dirty dog

by imaginarygirlfriend January 12, 2022

dirty porcelain cowboy

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.

Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy

by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024