Dirty Mr. Musband

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.

He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"

by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014

Dirty Golliwog

when a golliwog is taken and used as a fleshlight and then the resulting seminal fluid is then drank
this term is used in the north of england

"hey man what did you do last night?"
"i had a dirty golliwog"
"you dirty bastard"

by the gilded vibrator January 19, 2022

dirty horseshoe sandwich

A woman lays on her back with a man's dick between her tits while a group of men ejaculate all over her chest.

Tommy and Kelly had to take a shower after a dirty horseshoe sandwich with Tommy's BB buddies.

by WidowMaker71 October 5, 2017

dirty jenessa

The sexual act of making a penis shaped cake and sitting on it. Then putting it up your nose after shitting said cake out.

That girl did a dirty Jenessa, it was so hot!!

by Jhorne June 13, 2020

dirty haystack

a dirty person who sleeps around with cowboys or cowgirls.

my friend is a dirty haystack because she cant get enough of them yee haws.

by lil autii September 27, 2019

Dirty Carpenter

When you salt a butthole

Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.

by carpenters August 16, 2024

dirty henna

Girl that is was to horny, like what the fuck she's so horny

As soon as I walked in I know she was a Dirty Henna

by Dankshow April 27, 2020