Dirty Stasiak

The act of shoving a semen filled pickle down a Polish person's throat until they throw up all over the pickle. Once that has happened you simply insert the vomit covered pickle into said person ass.

Guy 1: Damn bro do you know what would be so cool?
Guy 2: No, what you thinking?
Guy 1: We pull a Dirty Stasiak on someone.
Kool aid man: Oh Yeahhh!

by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023

Dirty Beatty

When you have sex with a man, in the bathroom of a Casey’s General Store.

Daniel: did you hear about the dude who did a dirty beatty last night

by Lil dick the goat November 18, 2023

Dirty Curtis

The act of shoving a metal pole up your butt and sticking the other end into someone else's but and playing limbo with it

At the party we did a Dirty Curtis

by Downsyndromatic March 29, 2024

dirty ferdia

When you fuck a corpse at the funeral without a condom and then you set it on fire and extinguish it with piss and and repeat as many time as you want but make sure on your last go you open her pussy and shit In it

Watch yourself before I dirty Ferdia ur nan chap

by Nahop January 15, 2020

Dirty Assortment

Making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all.

"Just got myself cake, salmon and ice cream. Its a dirty assortment"

by Boxjellyfish May 9, 2017

Dirty-Flexing

To flex, stunt, flaunt, or show off with something that is not really yours.

Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.

Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.

Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.

by 213JetSet February 11, 2023

Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.

At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.

by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022