To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
Get the To Dutch someone upmug. When the bar/resturant closes and the staff stays for a round of drinks while doing clean up for the night.
by Trublonderocker October 28, 2021
Get the After Upsmug. - Put the kettle on mate, by the way I hate immigrants
- I've got springs under my feet, so fire up the jug
- I've got springs under my feet, so fire up the jug
by toniozi August 29, 2021
Get the fire up the jugmug. Joel has four fingers up
by Joelhasnohoes April 10, 2022
Get the Four fingers upmug. 
by Wampadude October 27, 2016
Get the Inverted sit upsmug. by Altssq November 15, 2021
Get the Ate and threw upmug.