This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.

Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!

by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020

Fuck Trash

Fuck Trash

When someone works their way up to the next level of being pure trash they reach the state of being complete fuck trash.

Dude I hear he’s a real piece of trash

Nah man he’s top level fuck trash

by Toucan Megatron May 5, 2025

Fuck Dad

Male, generally a father, that overall exudes an attitude of fuck. This does not have sexual connotations but it can if used properly, safely, and legally.

This week has been exhausting. Let's get the boys together, be fuck dads, and catch a wrestling show.

by Sammoh21 July 9, 2021

Fuck

Fuck, commonly know as(Farkwitts Ulcer Cuntosis Kreamdosis) is a disease that has spread in 2090, ever since Mars was inhabited by humans, many extraterristerial creatures have been found by the Mars Society For Research and Technology, until they found the rare Cuntassdosis, where the virus will spread by touching the rare Cuntassdosis.
Cuntassdosis is a rare type of Mars creature, that has also been found by the leader of the Republic Of Mars, Elon Musk.
Fuck is lethal and it cannot be cured.
Its symptoms are:
Suckcockasis
Slitfuctotits
Cronalcockis
and Diccockis.
There is, however a medicine to treat Fuck and reduce its symptoms.

Oh shit, hes Fucked.

by R983 August 15, 2022

Truck Fuck

A truck wheelies onto the bed of another truck and disconnects its driveshaft and shoves it in the bottom trucks exhaust

Dude i just saw a truck fuck happen on the side of the road

by Truckfuckguy August 5, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Did you fuck destiny?

Did you fuck the guy pretending to be me to get women? That's rape! If that's the case he's a rapist! Where's his wife Emma Vigland (Journalist)? Where'd she go?

Hym "Did you fuck destiny? Because if you did..."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024