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(your name) army

when a man talks about his testicular product.
"I just released the Bob Army!" insert your name into (your name) army

Your perfect 8 by 10 

Your perfect something. you really like it/him/her
Is he your perfect 8 by 10?
yeh, i think i really like him!
Your perfect 8 by 10 by sombody August 25, 2005

your mum 

A comeback that can be funny if you use it at the right time, but not funny if you overuse it.
Good example:
Antonio: Who's doing cork? (For geography project)
Georgia: You mum is!
Mary: Is your dad's name cork?

Hahahahaha.

Bad example:
Person 1: Hey, you penis is so small you can hardly see it!
Person 2: Your mum.

Not funny :|
your mum by Georgia--xo-- September 10, 2007

your ass is aww

a compliment witch means your ass is hot/sexy/nice/awesome
girl: hey adam
guy: oh hey kathryn
guy: your ass is aww <3
your ass is aww by adamTHEterriost October 31, 2009
An incredible failure that exceeds all comprehension. See also: Your mom, your sister.
"I am going to om nom your face."
Your face by KillaBoy04 January 12, 2010

Your mom's hairdresser 

Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"
Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*