Waffling

When someone is eating a Waffle - the action of eating a Waffle

“Hey guys Haley is waffling right now and I’m jealous”

by Anabelle_salt February 26, 2018

waffle

A D.J. and Visual artsit freak of nature addicted to bass and not the drug but the sound frequincy(to bad he's going def) and yeah he's a nice guy.....uh but he can be a dink

party and see if you dare but be ware be ware there might be waffle bass in the air

by D.V. November 10, 2006

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Douche Waffle

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016

Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.

Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.

by Hank Hoodat November 12, 2021

anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork

Dude I just got anxious waffles!!

by Disgruntled Squirrel January 13, 2017

waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain

G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.

by Adamr86 February 19, 2024