Twat swat

Twat swat definition inserts foot into mouth before reading between the lines.

Read between the lines or your age are a Twat Swat

by anonymous August 27, 2025

quavving a twat

Going to McDonald's for a salad

Person: What did you do today?
You: I was quavving a twat
Person: Bitch, why would you get a salad at McDonald's?

by Yaaaaasbitch1.0 September 18, 2016

Twat

a slutty or worthless female.

"did u see that twat Jessie walking down the street whoring her body for men"
she need to get a job instead of sitting around on her twat ass.

by newunit300 January 22, 2018

Schrodinger's Twat

A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.

"I hope he's going to be alright this evening, he's a real Schrodinger's Twat."

by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017

ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018

yankee twat

A women, mostly from the European continent, who spreads her legs if the man pretends to be in possession of a Greencard or US passport. If language skills are B1 or above, a simple "I am from the US" may do the job too.

"Man, I am from Kongo, never got any chick here, but with 11's flirt advices I lay one after another yankee twat here"

by TT11 November 10, 2020

twat

The Female version of a twit

Man that chick is sooo annoying, she is such a F***ing twat or Twit if you prefere

by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009