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Beer truck

Any vehicle with a headlight out. If you tap the windshield, the driver owes you a beer. This can be also done with punch buggies, but it's a bit different.
by @Hiphophead March 16, 2024
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Dump Truck Fire

Imagine a dump truck on fire. The garbage in the truck is, whether by accident or on purpose, on fire. The fire can be put out but not until the driver stops. Now imagine they won't stop the truck. In use, it describes a failure in leadership to address a serious problem within an organization, because to do so would mean haulting usual operation.
"The fact that our factory keeps producing vibrators with standard hardware, despite the blue prints calling for metric, is a real Dump Truck Fire!"
by Darwinsdragon April 3, 2024
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Euro Truck Simulator 2

Slang used by many senior citizens living in retirement homes referring to a rough, sweaty, meaty, nutritious, celebratory, exciting, crusty, emotional, noble, kingly, tear-jerking, political, hungry, looping, lethal, gratifying, refreshing, refrigerating, pleasant, knightly, daily, numerical, busy, and teal gay orgy
"My grandma is OBSESSED with Euro Truck Simulator 2"
"No Way! Mine too!"
by Rowan Charrington April 13, 2024
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Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
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Momster truck

Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. The road was jammed up with stupid momster trucks doing the school run.
by Miscusername July 26, 2024
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Momster truck

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.
by Miscusername July 26, 2024
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Albanian truck stop

The Albanian Truck stop is the action of shoving an exhaust pipe from a Mercedes NG85 up one’s anus and expelling the fumes out one’s mouth. Can be used for sexual pleasure or to torture people who have not paid their debts.
Agim lost the money he owed the Albanian mafia so they gave him an Albanian truck stop so he would learn his lesson
by anonymous August 13, 2024
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