eye tits

eyes that are so pretty that when a flirty look is given with them they give a dude the equivalent of looking at tits

dude 1: wow dude that chick was so HOT!
dude 2: yeah she's got some seriously fine eye tits

by theteacozyinurpants January 26, 2011

Grinch Tits

(n): A woman with breasts ranging from very small to nearly invisible; to assume one's "tits" were "stolen", i.e. by the Grinch.

That girl has Grinch Tits

by Zarathrusta May 11, 2011

Tit Chat

A group of 2 or more women engaging in dialog that men will find uninteresting.

Hey bro, these ladies are going to tit chat for a while, you wanna go grab a beer?

by Experimentos January 13, 2011

tit waffles

The flattest tits you've ever seen

Damn girl your tits are so flat they got baked by an iron just like your flat chested but you got a little flab there this why there called tit waffles

by xxxxmatt666 March 8, 2015

Tyrannosaurus Tits

When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape.

Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has tyrannosaurus tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"

by DazCaz2 March 12, 2015

Tit Out

The female version of having a cock out. To compare tit sizes.

tit out tit boob hooters flash

by Jellybean1221 October 17, 2010

tit ache

The female version of a ball ache

Sarah: "This moms car-pool duty is such a tit ache!"

by photofx April 12, 2010