Sam
by Nathaniel tate Davis the 3rd October 08, 2022
by kurt shupner December 05, 2022
Person A: Hey, you know that guy sam..yeah the one from (school name), he likes onions!!
Person B: Hello Sam, i heard you like lego? lmao thats funny
Person B: Hello Sam, i heard you like lego? lmao thats funny
by Definitely not Ella 0-0 June 07, 2021
An idiotic drunk who walks into the factory he works at everyday completely stoned and hungover. Close to hang out with ladies, and and it is unknown if he is gay or not. He's very open-minded and does not care what gender it is which he is invading the privacy of. Very unattractive, but okay for a one night stand. She has an IQ is low as -10 who knows it could be even lower the doctors say he is a prodigy of stupidity. His favorite food is concrete and melted Stone. Please avoid this idiot at all costs.
Solomon: then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!
by Thegummiwormsofwomanhood November 27, 2019
"Sam" is a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone and has a 7ft schlong. Sam is usually a blonde hair kid that does too many sports to count, that is why all the ladies love him (and some men). He is a great bum fucker and does it with a passion.
by Lil tays asshole April 21, 2021
A friend that makes significant, even heroic, effort to ensure your safety. Usage stems from Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, and his contributions to Frodo Baggins during their quest to destroy the One Ring.
"My buddy Jake slept on my floor for two weeks after my brother died, just to make sure I was going to be OK. He's a real Sam."
by Sister_Mercury February 04, 2020