Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.

I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.

by Transy15 June 10, 2016

fuckin up road

on road with certain people who break the law and cause distruption

yo, what we doin tonite then bruv?
nuthin man jus fuckin up road standard!

by chatterz June 23, 2008

Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.

I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.

by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025

road moat

A driveway that surrounds a traffic island. traffic island may contain buildings. noun

I will use the road moat, to continue my trip on the other side, after I stop at the store.

by WordSpyder January 7, 2019

National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

🍆💦

Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.

Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤

by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022

Road

Something you drive on

I'm on a road.

by Karamazov15 September 21, 2016

Rocky Road

Earth shattering, Rough Anal sex. Usually between a gay couple

Blake: Man, I could go for some rocky road right now
Brogan: Yeah, you dirty slut?

by RockyRoad22 May 1, 2024