The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011
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The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.
by Quad45 January 14, 2025
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by Ivoryctionary August 11, 2021
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by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021
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Garrett:"Oh sorry. I didnt think anyone would notice."
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by Asian Kid pwns Friend March 28, 2012
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Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.
by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021
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