texas tuckin

Tucking your pants into your cowboy boots

I see you are Texas tuckin today

by Thoughtswhenaloneatwork March 13, 2021

hawley texas

Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit

Hawley Texas is a shit town

by Okkkkkkk666 October 7, 2017

Texas Cheese Whistle

a Texas Cheese Whistle is when your partner collects your foreskin "cheese" over time and on a special occasion lathers your dick in it and chows down on it like a BBQ brisket while also making sure to eat all the old and new foreskin cheese, this only works if you have a big dick because everything is big in Texas.

Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!

by oneguy21425 September 30, 2025

north texas haunt jaunt

Legit ladies hunting ghosts.

North Texas Haunt Jaunts. We hunt ghosts, not ratings.

by NTxHJ December 21, 2016

texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break

Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.

by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024

texas

some small inbred state that get buttfucked by slatinamerica and claim to that everything is big when literally most bums hide in houston or austin.. they have no good structures and most workers in that state have a major in art

hey let go to texas, idk man i heard wallie world is closed and they bbq is trash

by Biggestkikever March 12, 2022

Texas Chilidog

The product of throwing up on top of a shit in the toilet.

Ex:" My roomate left a surprise in the toilet and I turned it into a Texas Chilidog."

by Potato_Soup530 August 7, 2022