The Cat that will eat your ass with your command. You tell it to feast, and you will have an orgasm.
by Facking_Rats October 12, 2018
National fuck an Alex day: December 18th, The day that you find someone named alex and get railed by them.
by Coochie Destroyer69 June 20, 2021
A guy named Alex Apostolopoulos who loves to put his thumbs on everything in sight in particular in nightclubs named cotton.
by Mei Le July 24, 2011
English footballer, plays for Arsenal and the English national team. He is from half Jamaican descent.
He is the luckiest guy in the world since he is dating Perrie Edwards from Little Mix.
He is the luckiest guy in the world since he is dating Perrie Edwards from Little Mix.
Person one: Have you seen Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain' s goal?
Person two: Perrie Edwards? Yeah man, she's everyone's goal.
Person two: Perrie Edwards? Yeah man, she's everyone's goal.
by PrincessPezz July 14, 2017
When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.
"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."
by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018
The greatest manager of all time, leading Manchester United to so many trophies, he was knighted a sir.
by thegreatwallis June 04, 2016
Alex from Target is a hardcore pimp who recently gained fame as an Instagram sensation for reasons beyond the comprehension of any sane person.
by 2talltman November 03, 2014