wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020

Snake

Alive wiggly penis aka the best kind of penis

Person 1: I love my snake

by Wkbdwjaondbsb November 13, 2022

snake

a person who pretends to be your friend but goes behind your back and talks about you. they are usually somehow popular, but you know better to stay away from them. they will try to get to you and your friends, but just to make themselves feel better. you will often find them in school.

girl 1: "she used to be my friend, but she told all my secrets!"
girl 2: "what a snake!"

by wasdwasd123 February 25, 2019

snake

They is act like your friend but there waiting to slither away with ya gyal
A fake ass nigga
A nigga who is talk to other niggas girls
Names usually start with D

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by Big shall January 3, 2018

Snake in the grass

When you roll wax into a “snake”, then proceed to put in into a bed of weed.

“Hey man, I got some wax wanna link?”

“Yeah bro I got some bud we can do a snake in the grass!”

by bapedurag December 26, 2018

Alabama Water Snake

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.

Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.

by Speeggggy July 10, 2024

Snaking

To put a small object into your foreskin. So called because the resulting penis looks like a snake that has swallowed a small mammal whole. This is also known as "One-Dicking".

Person 1: Why is this chocolate mini roll so warm?
Person 2: Oh, I was snaking it earlier. Fit the whole thing right in!

by jaloopay1 January 23, 2017