The (im)perfect response to anything you aren't quite sure how to respond to. It can be used in any situation, as long as it doesn't fully work in said situation.
by LoBaby14 November 3, 2017

by Myfaceisunderperfect November 8, 2015

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*
Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."
Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."
Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."
Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨
*Tonberry noises ensue*
Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."
Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."
Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨
*Tonberry noises ensue*
Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

A really cool song by Daft Punk and Panda Bear, released on the Random Access Memories album in 2013.
Person 1: *listening to music with headphones on*
Person 2: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Person 1: It's Doin' It Right by Daft Punk and Panda Bear.
Person 2: Dude i love that song!!
Person 1: I know, right?
Person 2: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Person 1: It's Doin' It Right by Daft Punk and Panda Bear.
Person 2: Dude i love that song!!
Person 1: I know, right?
by Ari_The_Polar_Bear May 9, 2024

Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
by Death Menace September 16, 2023

The act of waiting until the last possible second before enacting a plan - barely averting a disaster - while operating under the assumption that it's necessary to wait until the last possible second in order to prevent other - and potentially worse - disasters.
4:50 PM
Alison: "Pat, we really need to make the call NOW to book the really expensive location for this stupid tv commercial shoot, or else the location is going to fall through and we won't have anywhere else to shoot."
Pat: "What's my drop dead deadline?"
Alison: (Heavy sigh) "5 PM."
Pat: "OK."
4:59 PM
Alison: "PAT!!!!"
Pat: "OK, let's book it. Right full rudder."
Alison: (Under breath) "Jesus f-ing christ."
Alison: "Pat, we really need to make the call NOW to book the really expensive location for this stupid tv commercial shoot, or else the location is going to fall through and we won't have anywhere else to shoot."
Pat: "What's my drop dead deadline?"
Alison: (Heavy sigh) "5 PM."
Pat: "OK."
4:59 PM
Alison: "PAT!!!!"
Pat: "OK, let's book it. Right full rudder."
Alison: (Under breath) "Jesus f-ing christ."
by Little B Boy December 4, 2024
