Moon Gooning

Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.

"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."

by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023

moon

adjective

a filler word/compliment to acknowledge someone is wlw/lesbian/queer

e.g. if you saw someone wearing a carabiner and wanted to know if they were queer

“omg i love your carabiner, you look so moon today.”

by the mooner November 21, 2024

Moon gooning

A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon

Hey me and the guys are going moon gooning tonight, wanna join in?

by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

Moon Sisters

When you have sex in a small dorm room at the same time as your roommate

my ex and his best friend came to visit last night. his bsf was totally into my roommate so we became moon sisters over night.

by shawker March 24, 2022

cherry moon

A cherry moon, is when somebody displays their buttocks, whilst their balls hang visible beneath as the cherries

he didn't just show is ass Karen, he showed a cherry moon!

by Knox_99 September 24, 2023

The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?

A saying, often attributed to Japanese novelist Natsume Soseki, as a more subtle and poetic way of saying “I love you”

Person A: The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?
Person B(if they share the sentiment): I can die happy

by Z3R0time August 3, 2025