When a choice of two is given and a decision is made between the two only for the choser to later realise they rejected something better than what they chose. Therefore New Clintonism is a choice made between two things which is later regretted.
"You chose to buy a Skoda over a BMW only for it to break down a week later? That's New Clintonism, man."
"You kept the baby and it turned out to be a pain in the ass? That's some major New Clintonism"
"You kept the baby and it turned out to be a pain in the ass? That's some major New Clintonism"
by Brit2008 March 21, 2009
Get the New Clintonism mug.A sad, lonely, pitiful and useless State that should be absorbed by Massachusetts. The State bird is heroin, and the State flower is unemployment. The State Motto is "Live, Freeze and Die". Stratford, Colebrook and Pittsburgh and home to the largest number of inbreeds in the State, and it is common to find siblings that are in active, sexual relationships with each other. If you make the mistake of not being born and raised here, or having four generations of family buried in local graves, the people will treat you like complete and utter shit.
The locals are the most arrogant, pompous douche-bags you will ever run into. They frequently troll urban dictionary just to dislike all of the negative definitions of New Hampshire. People that are from here, and smart enough to know how much is sucks, call the State "Screw Hampshire", because nothing says "you're screwed" like living in the North Country. If you have a high school diploma and half of your teeth, you're the town's most eligible bachelor. If you have a college degree and all of your teeth, you are automatically labeled as "arrogant" and no one wants anything to do with you.
A move to New Hampshire provides only the following certainties to one's future:
1. Alcoholism or other substance abuse
2. Obesity
3. Depression
4. Constant maintenance on your property and vehicle
5. Divorce if you're married / Remaining single for the rest of your life if you aren't married
The locals are the most arrogant, pompous douche-bags you will ever run into. They frequently troll urban dictionary just to dislike all of the negative definitions of New Hampshire. People that are from here, and smart enough to know how much is sucks, call the State "Screw Hampshire", because nothing says "you're screwed" like living in the North Country. If you have a high school diploma and half of your teeth, you're the town's most eligible bachelor. If you have a college degree and all of your teeth, you are automatically labeled as "arrogant" and no one wants anything to do with you.
A move to New Hampshire provides only the following certainties to one's future:
1. Alcoholism or other substance abuse
2. Obesity
3. Depression
4. Constant maintenance on your property and vehicle
5. Divorce if you're married / Remaining single for the rest of your life if you aren't married
by Joe Buttafuoco July 2, 2020
Get the New Hampshire mug.Once its own state, New Jersey is now a territory occupied transplanted Staten Island and Long Island barbarians who were forced to leave their homes due to having too much money and overdeveloping their land. Over time, much of the state people's culture has been forgotten and replaced with that of the steadily increasing barbarian population.
by Websterman August 5, 2012
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by supersonic May 12, 2004
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New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of Atlantic City, the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.
New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of Atlantic City, the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.
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in other words..Brand New is Pretty Much the shit
in other words..Brand New is Pretty Much the shit
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Drunk Woman: Have you heard about this band Brand New That is making Everyone that listens to them want to bow to Jesse Lacey?
Drunk Dude: Whos Jesse Lacey?
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Drunk Woman: Have you heard about this band Brand New That is making Everyone that listens to them want to bow to Jesse Lacey?
Drunk Dude: Whos Jesse Lacey?
Drunk Woman: Gods other Son, and the singer/Guitarist of Brand New
Drunk Dude: O word, im gonna grab another beer and totally check that band out
by BrandNew182 January 13, 2011
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