1 definition by 50_80r3d ur screwed bro

A small group of islands inhabited by a few million people and a ton of sheep. The people of New Zealand call the brown fuzzy fruit kiwis, the brown furry bird Kiwis and themselves? Also Kiwis. These small islands rightly claim to have the best rugby team in the world and a few world famous figures (such as Lorde). Of course they have also the fizzy drink that tastes like Sprite - L and P (world famous in NZ) Bottom line is, they're pretty unimportant according to the rest of the world and amazing according to them.
New Zealand is NOT Australia.
by 50_80r3d ur screwed bro November 29, 2014
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