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muffin snuggling pirate puncher

Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”
by Memesalad August 21, 2021
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chocolate chip muffin

The act of having jesus in your mouth while infested a solid substance (chocolate chip muffin)
Leah: "Is that a chocolate chip muffin?"
Thomas: "No, it's Jesus in your mouth.....no homo"
by BadaBadaBingBangBang October 21, 2011
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stud muffin

1. a guy who likes muffin and plays soccer.
2. a guy who has a very cute nose.
3. boxed by christina kim.
4. doesnt like fishin' :)
by fadaladadingdang September 24, 2008
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bluffin with his muffin

"Im too damn groovy for my own good"

"No he ain't hes bluffin with his muffin!"

"Damn straight"
by groovykid April 13, 2009
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love crumb muffin

this is another word for a blunt(a hollowed out cigar used to smoke marijuana out of)
Hey Jeffrey, do you want to come to dairy queen with me and we can smoke a love crumb muffin on the way.

it can also be used as a verb: Hey Danielle, do you want to go love crumb muffin
by michael openhiemer May 29, 2008
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girl stud muffin

A hoe who can get any guy she want any time and doesn't care what people think about her.
She is such a girl stud muffin. I really hate her
by Drawstring January 3, 2017
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shmuffin muffin micmuffin

The love of my life, something you call your boyfriend to make him smile
I call my boyfriend kevin shmuffin muffin micmuffin
by ashlenrae July 25, 2011
mugGet the shmuffin muffin micmuffinmug.

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