monkey gear

When your bike chain slips off the chainwheel and you're now pedaling in vain.

"Ha-ha, Susan's chain fell off. She's in monkey gear!"

by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023

Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.

I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.

by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022

Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.

Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?

by monkeman559 May 2, 2022

armpit monkey

A person who brazenly endorses or supports every opinion or proposal of an associate or superior in order to gain their respect.

This Perrey guy is totally Robby's armpit monkey.

by chungusniggafart May 7, 2022

monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.

"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."

by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022

monkey breast

gay kid, probably fat, might be black, definitely a fucking idiot.

god, i cant believe my sons hanging with that kid dylan again,

is he a monkey breast?

by dickballboy January 15, 2022

monkey speak

a way of explaining a subject simply through the use of metaphors including monkeys and bananas

bro can you explain inflation in monkey speak for me

by sullybuckets January 16, 2022