mike delorme

To be the poorest and stupidest of them all. The king of poverty.

There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.

hey did you hear back from the bank?

Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.

by Fish mail February 06, 2016

Ole Mike

Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.

Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.

by MartianMan69 May 03, 2024

mike niesen

a jewish kid who will be very powerful and rich, you will be instantly sexually attracted

mike niesen's dick smells like fish

by steve jones of canton January 11, 2011

Mike Hull

Kid with a HUGE piece....... flexes on everyone he meets.. is often found in VIP at strip clubs drinking the most expensive liquor in the club.. Has 6 children with 7 different women... God like

"Is that Mike Hull rolling dice in the Giuseppe boots?"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"

by Hard bone March 08, 2017

Mike Robbins

A mike guzzles mustard on the daily, he is also very meek.

Mike Robbins: I GUZZZZLED DIJON MUSTARD YESTERDAY.

Person: Ok Mike

by User123324231324512 May 23, 2014

Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse

Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”

by Movas November 03, 2022

The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".

I gave her the Mike Tyson

by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017