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Matthew Perry Combo

The Matthew Perry combo is when you get high on both ketamine and buprenorphine at the same time. (His previous heart/artery issues combined with this combination is what caused his death, not the combo itself). You will indeed get zooted off your ass if you take this combo, and is a phenomenal concoction of scientific wonders that will take you from the 3rd dimension to the 3.5th dimension.
Dude, my friends and I took the Matthew Perry combo last night and got fucking blasted. Those buprenorphine strips are weak as fuck though, so we had to double down. Weak ass fucking government opioids, next time we'll have to try the lil peep combo.
by Dfenley December 8, 2024
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Matthew drinkwater

A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea
Have you heard of that fortnite sweat loser?

Matthew drinkwater?

YES
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024
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Matthew

Matthew is a sweet charming guy who is super funny and always makes peoples day. He is hurt right now because of a girl but is healing. Matthew will also be a good boyfriend preferably to a girl whose name starts with an A,N or H.
Dang, Matthew is so sweet and funny.
by lovemeyoufool December 2, 2022
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Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock March 19, 2024
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Matthew Ewing

The Matthew Ewing Effect is when a player in the MOBA (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena) game League of Legends will pick a champion that they have seen someone else “go off” with (“Go off” meaning that another player does extremely well with in game) and then proceed to pick that champion thinking that because they have seen that someone else did great with, then they will instantly assume that playing said champion will make their knowledge and ability in the game exceed like the players they have seen play that champion. Most of the time the player will then flame the enemy team (insult and harass them) and / or blame the game that they are performing poorly.

Keep in mind that this definition is mostly targeting newer players in the game because experienced players can probably see someone do good as another champion and pick them up with some ease due to their knowledge. However, new players will do this without the knowledge of the game or champion and will most likely make themselves look like a complete idiot.
A player sees someone use Yasuo (an assassin / fighter character) and go 29/5 (kills to death) and begins to play that champion, only to wonder why they lost in a fight and blame the game or other players when they do not know how to play Yasuo. Thus you would say "Looks like they're Matthew Ewing"
by SoFakeLmfao May 20, 2021
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MATTHEW

he is awesome undefeatable super awesome better than Biden better than Tj/Thomas Jefferson and makes jacobs look decently cool when you see a Matthew you will never forget it
Wow did you see Matthew He is better in real life than on Tv
by mnbvcddfghjk March 9, 2022
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Matthew Bekele

A sexy curly head stallion, with such a way with words. His charm can suede anyone. He’s a lady magnet, a bitch getter, and not to mention he has that fye D.
Kid: “Dada when i gwow up i wanna be just like that Matthew Bekele”
Dad: “Me too son….. me too….”
Girl: “Giiiirlll his D so fye his name could be Matthew Bekele”
Girl friend: “Bitch pass him my way”
by MattyB_Superfan January 3, 2024
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