crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.

I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.

by Yahoones February 13, 2023

live-light

A person used solely for sex, a LIVE-fleshlight.
Another word for female prostitute.
Someone who's main goal in life is to have sex.

Friend: who was that girl you were with last night?

You: oh nobody, she was just a live-light

by Gray_Brawr October 25, 2017

love light

A glowing condom use in the ways of the Jedi

God I can't wait to try out these new love lights!

by Love lights February 20, 2016

red light vendetta

A prolonged bitter quarrel with or campaign against red lights

The president has a red light vendetta and wants to get rid of all red lights.

by Burgersrlife February 11, 2025

angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.

I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.

by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024

Red Lighting

A kind of edging wherein one pushes themself to 99% of an orgasm and maintains that state for a prolonged period of time.

I was red lighting for so long last night that I came at a woman’s touch.

by Drewloght April 30, 2024

glare from the lights

Spunk. Jitter. Man glue. Sperm.

'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.

by Wombletwat May 18, 2017