Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by cherryyujuu April 03, 2022
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A man that looks like a plastic bag filled with water
Is that Kevin or a carnival prize?
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I love kevin
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Kevin has a massive wiener. He loves to play golf and eat peanuts. He’s someone who is quiet but when he opens his mouth….. he says ahuahuahua. Kevin is smart…. A smart mouth and has selective hearing. He is Hentai. Also the first sentence is not true
Chanel: have y’all gotten your ass eaten?

Terrance: wtf nooooo

Jason: lmao wtf

Kevin: no but I want to.
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A creepy man, typically with glasses and a pedo stache
Woman: hi!

Kevin: i will follow you home!
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Kevin is supper Cute a nice person that can be trusted, thought sometimes he can be mean, If be is intrested in you he will try to make you jeleous but if you are his close friend he will be nice and caring.
Me:My friend told me he liked me before and that he is tryna make me jeleous

Monica: He is like my bff i love him as a friend he is the best Kevin is the best!
Me : YASS
by Kevin is just like heven May 02, 2018
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Super sexy,Super hot 🥵 he has a huge 😳smile, he is so hot all the boys fall and get distracted, ppl love him because his feet are so soft like a baby angle and his p… piñata is filled with he most candy, and he is hottttttt. he loves men but he’s not gay, and he only kissed 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 boys so his mom needs to stop plying. also his dog is pregnant…… He’s ganna be a dad 🥳🥳🥳 he also
really hot, and i would kiss him and get lost in his dreamy eyes for days. He’s my daddy, that’s not sus because a said no no homo 😩 he’s super hot also 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Kevin is as hot as shrek 🥵
by Jojo is king November 23, 2021
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