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Josh

That one lazy ass friend that never wants to hang out or go to the gym, but just stays inside the whole day and play games and jack off
Friend: Hey Josh, do you want to go to the mall this weekend with a couple of friends?

Josh: Nawwww, ima just chill out and play some games and jackoff to fortnite feet pics!
by ThomasJefferson12345 June 3, 2023
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Josh noncer

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Josh Campbell

A josh Campbell is a very rare find.

An average 'annoying little cousin' type that has no idea just how weak they truly are.
The reason you don't see many josh Campbells in the wild is because literally anyone would have taken the honour and pleasure to bludgeon one to death using blunt force trauma.
Despite all of this, there are rare occasions where they can be kind little chaps and you'll want to appreciate them whilst they're still alive.
'My aunty just had a new baby!'
'What is their name?'
'Josh Campbell'
<<Go's and gets knife>>
by Nippy. May 19, 2022
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Josh Hyden

The absolute biggest unit to ever exist

All Josh Hyden’s have at least 6 inches
Do you see that Josh Hyden over there
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Josh

An absolute legend. A god send when it comes to advice, can always rely on a Josh.

Can be an absolute cunt when need be, but also a funny one. In the end, we all need a Josh in our lives.
them: “what’s he like?”
me: “an absolute legend.”
them: “…must be a Josh
by overthehills March 29, 2023
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Josh time

When you have no concept of time. Your friends make plans and you just arrive whenever, at least an hour plus late without a care in the world.
Nah he'll be here, he's just running on Josh time.
by TA Annabel Lee March 18, 2023
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Josh

I have a tiny penis -Josh
by Barracubama January 7, 2020
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