Facebook because this site has turned into a site where you can go anywhere on the internet, you can like something or connect with them.
Facebook has turned into the vagina of the internet. Everything can be fucked into facebooks big pussy to create more offspring (members)
by Kyle 230 June 15, 2010
"Usually he is clean and has enough entropy in his life, but from
time to time he becomes a total internet tapir."
"How long are you in the Internet Tapir Mode, again? Your eyes are triangled, yet!"
time to time he becomes a total internet tapir."
"How long are you in the Internet Tapir Mode, again? Your eyes are triangled, yet!"
by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 28, 2019
The Internet is a place with no chill and can poison your mind if you're not careful on what you search
Guy 1- Jerry had to go to a therapist because he searched "1 man 1 jar" .
Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.
Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.
by bihlilboi January 21, 2018
According to Titus Andromedon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, “Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.”
Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.
by Rio9 July 03, 2018
An amazing tool that seems great at first, but just ends up making your life worse and worse and worse as time goes on
Person 1: Why are you so grumpy today?
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real
by Heiloloheimir March 24, 2022
Welcome to the Internet, Have a look around.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
by nessyB October 27, 2022
A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)
Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
by ur mom's spatula March 29, 2019