Dutch Hotbox

Where you hotbox under a quilt, usually with a bong to not spread ash. Sort of a mix between a Jamaican Hotbox and a Dutch Oven.

Damo: “Cunt, I did a Dutch Hotbox last night, ripped like 7 billies and got so fucking fried”

Bazza: “Oh you sick cunt”

by greguloid February 17, 2022

Dutch Radish

If a mundane pig was happy

Dax Shepard has the emotional capacity of a “Dutch Radish”

by Jax Kumdump February 17, 2022

Dutch Hayride

A wagon loaded with liquor and inflatable love dolls.

Wanna go on a Dutch Hayride?

by Zupdogg May 18, 2021

Dutch Bellows

When you lean forward while taking a dump and a blast of shitty-smelling air comes up from the collar of your shirt, wafting your face

At the end of a night of Taco Bell, you're at risk for a Dutch Bellows while on the toilet.

I Dutch Bellows'd myself during my coffee-shit this morning.

by Ace-Money May 20, 2021

Dutch curveball

The act of one throwing a fart in some one's face. Similar to a Dutch oven.

I gave that bitch a Dutch curveball.

by Maxdel August 8, 2021

Hot Dutch Boy

Shitting your pants and locking the windows. Or otherwise trapping someone under the covers.

"Get ready for the Hot Dutch Boy fellas!" As he locks the windows up.

by Knightvladimier August 31, 2021

Dutch plait

Releasing faeces into another’s lap then sitting on it

Oh baby are you gonna Dutch plait me tonight

by Sboyanon September 1, 2021