Gave her a hoodie

When you lick or suck the hood that covers a girl's clitoris.

I gave her a hoodie I told she couldn't take it anymore and pushed my tongue down on her clit.

by lilmaninthecanoe September 28, 2025

A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)

smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot

by bruh ur mom December 9, 2021

Mic Of Her Boob

The nipple of a female breast.

The woman let the man put his mouth on her nipple like it was the mic of her boob.

by pizzacutter24 February 14, 2017

Give her A doggy bag

When your fucking a girl and just before you’re about to show your vinegar strokes you pull out and finish in a styrofoam burger container. You then put it in a paper doggy bag and send her on her way.

Hey Kevin what do you think about that girl over there? She’s not bad but I’d give her a doggy bag instead of making a deposit.

by Tenaciousron June 3, 2019

put her through the mattress

Used in a sexual way. Meaning to take a girl to bed and pound her.

He told her he wanted to put her through the mattress because she was so hot

by mystikspiralx February 19, 2025

GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.

I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!

by L892 March 8, 2025

Need her hosing

A Chick or someone, who's sucking dick ,cock ....on their knees.

That girls is need her hosing around.

by Nicole Daniels & Robert Macias February 13, 2021